Trevor Howard

Sir Henry Rawlinson

Vivian Stanshall

Hubert Rawlinson / Narrator

Patrick Magee

Reverend Slodden

Denise Coffey

Mrs E

J.G. Devlin

Old Scrotum

Harry Fowler

Buller Bullethead

Sheila Reid

Lady Florrie Rawlinson

Suzanne Danielle

Candice Rawlinson

Daniel Gerroll

Ralph Rawlinson

Ben Aris

Lord Tarquin of Staines