P. J. Soles

Dr. Ramone (segment "Arbor Day")

Lloyd Kaufman

(segment: "Hamburger! The Rapist?")

Shawn C. Phillips

Shawn (segment "Deathrealm")

Shane Ryan-Reid

(segment "Arbor Day")

Nathan Head

Nathan (segment "Deathrealm")

Jessica Ann Brownlie

The Ugly Duckling (segment "The Ugly Duckling")

Scarlet Fry

The Gardener (segment "The Gardener")

Sadie Katz

Allie (segment "Arbor Day")

Nicola Fiore

(segment "Stripper Ripper")

Bryan Hanna

Narrator / Lumberjack (segment "Arbor Day")