Wallace D. Popple is having a bad day. Today, life kicks Wallace D. Popple in the balls... Literally. The narrator chronicles Wallace’s pitiful existence in the corporate mincer against a backdrop of painful mishaps and begs the question; Is Wallace’s luckless day just desserts for a spineless existence in a job he despises? Within this off-kilter tale about happiness lies a twist for the twisted.
Kara Lily Hayworth
Linda

Matthew Fraser-Holland
Wallace D. Popple

Paul Freeman
Narrator

Tom Bonington
Office Personnel

Izabella Malewska
Female Smoker

Dennis Good
Male Smoker
Andrei Ionescu
Office Personnel
Sam South
Office Personnel

Spencer Burrows
Office Bully
Meredith Hurst
Arse Kicker