Ron Jeremy

Crackwood Pastor

Gilbert Gottfried

Gilbert

Lloyd Kaufman

Adolph Hitler

Roberto Lombardi

Anchorman / Sleazy Business Man

Andrew W.K.

Theater Voice

Scott Churchson

Concession Thief

Edward X. Young

Whitman

Genoveva Rossi

Gen

Isaac Williams

Hotel Caretaker

Newt Wallen

Moochie the Disco Pimp / Redneck / Paul