Danny DeVito

Vic De Salvo

Rhea Perlman

Francine Kester

Gerrit Graham

Parker Braithwaite

Bernadette Birkett

Mrs. Sweeney

Barry Corbin

Colonel

Louis Giambalvo

Goody DeSalvo

Ronny Graham

Cap'n Andy

Huntz Hall

Benny Bentson

Basil Hoffman

Frank Friedlander

Kevin McCarthy

Wes Vandergelder