Jacob Handley

The Narrator / Barnaby Clutterbuck

Kris Wilson

The Youngling

Gabriella Shulman

Society President / The Alpha

Keira Pratt-Boyden

The Lecturer

Dionysus Wayne

The Flirting Girl

Bruce Donald

The Post Grad Student

Ben Segneri

Jimmy the Student

Kieran James

The Judgy Flatmate

Aaron Byrne

The Apolitical Pamphleteer