Lauren Annetts

Cheryl Williams

Claire Bacon

Slutty the Clown

Richard Bacon

Will Helm

Eve Bamfield

Mia Rosemary

Conor Barry

Narrator (segment: "Cra-Knyar")

Kevin Beacom

Walter

Kurt Boggs

Mail Man Don

John Patrick Brennan

Mad Cowboy

Jarrod Buttery

Police Commissioner

Kaitlyn-Jo Grosso Cocchiola

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